just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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