My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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