do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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