i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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