Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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