you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Randomize
