i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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