Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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