just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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