he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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