he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
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