Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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