All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Couch. On fire.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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