All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
