Having a random hookup so left but love u
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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