im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
