The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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