you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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