we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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