im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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