She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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