You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You took a bar mat shot.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
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