Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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