You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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