Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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