East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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