My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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