Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
