I showed him my bush... on skype.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I would fuck him just for his dog
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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