and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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