they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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