He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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