New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Randomize
