I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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