were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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