So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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