I want to stick my p in your. b.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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