i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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