You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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