Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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