I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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