he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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