Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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