Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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