Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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