I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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