My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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