So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
We are two peas in an std pod
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I think i got beer on your cat.
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