It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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