Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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