Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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