I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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