This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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