I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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