She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Randomize
