Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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