Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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